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[22 Mar 2006|04:52am] Smith... he left me. For something on legs. I thought he would be the one. I don't know how I'm going to move on. Maybe I'll roll... The only thing that looks good to me is that bleak, bleak ocean... floating along with the waves, back to my home island... ( Smith, I wrote these lyrics for you ) GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD. 2 comments|post comment

[02 Feb 2006|01:43am] I'm Wilson the volleyball. You may have seen me in the movie Castaway with Tom Hanks, but my career is long over. Tom and I had a very intimate relationship on that island, but I never knew what love was until Smith Puget kayaked his way to the island. We've been happily together ever since that wonderful day. I'm slowly getting accustomed to your technologically advanced world. Feel free to IM me, MusclexInPlastic, but please do forgive me if my English is lacking... or if Smith and I are vacationing in the Bahamas gettin' our freak on in a hammock. 9 comments|post comment

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